Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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