Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.

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(330): View more from Ohio

i can't believe i had my finger in that

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(562): View more from California

...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are

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(347): View more from New York

I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN

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I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.

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(772): View more from Florida

we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life

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(559): View more from California

Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?

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