he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you would pick up someone in the library
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
high people should be assigned attendants
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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