This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I think i got beer on your cat.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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