What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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