Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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