oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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