DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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