It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
