well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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