The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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