His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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