is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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