my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Don't judge me 👊🼠his dick just whispers my name
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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