Dual....:-)
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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