no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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