What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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