You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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