Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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