Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The adults are the big ones right?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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