dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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