Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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