Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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