Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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