S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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