You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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