So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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