When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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