you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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