So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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