they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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