im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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