And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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