It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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