I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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