I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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