O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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