its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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