I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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