Well apparently he's into motor boating.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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