its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
