So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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