But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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