I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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