He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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