stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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