Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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