like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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