Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
vagina is talking i cant
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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