JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think my moral compass just broke
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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