rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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